Would you swipe right? Here’s some lessons that I’ve learned while Tindering so that you don’t have to You’re welcome Always ask the important questions beforehand otherwise you don’t know if you’re going to be a suitable match Like one time I went on a lunch date… Sarah? Oh!! I didnae realise you were… you were? Aye and I didnae realise you were so eh… It’s no gonnae work out is it? You wantae still get some scran? (whispers) Nah… Sometimes when you notice something it’s hard to un-notice it like I had to leave a date early cos of the way she said the word… CHI-I-I-I-K’N Are you trying to say “chicken”? CHI-I-I-I-K’N Are you
Am saying I don’t mind where we go as long as we get some CHI-I-I-I-K’N CHI-I-I-I-I-I-I-K’N I think I need to go… And always remember to expect the unexpected Aye so that was probably my worst relationship
Aw mines was probabl- Is that? Peter! Peter! Alright mate? Awright mate! Oh Peter this is Ta- Tar- T-Tareem? So how do you two know each other? We used to eh… Peter you should grab a seat! Aye Aye! Dates can be a bit of a gamble cos you never really know what you’re going to get and see quite honestly man CHI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-K’N Tinder can be weird!